I swear this last week I have been in rut bad enough that I almost broke down to beg for sex. I got whiskey and scotch instead because being lit is better than passionless sex.
Me right now though
One of the most annoying phrases a guy can say to me is “you should be”, I hate when a guy tells me “you should be”. Bitch I shouldn’t anything. One day someone will say that to me and I’ll stab them in the hand with a fork.