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Somebody Call Vogue
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harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis
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tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.
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revrendoni:

I swear this last week I have been in rut bad enough that I almost broke down to beg for sex. I got whiskey and scotch instead because being lit is better than passionless sex.

Me right now though

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I need a backstory 
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One of the most annoying phrases a guy can say to me is “you should be”, I hate when a guy tells me “you should be”. Bitch I shouldn’t anything. One day someone will say that to me and I’ll stab them in the hand with a fork. 

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